1 year ago
Ruby didn’t care all that much for modern bikes. On the plus side though, her calves had never been this well-defined before.
1 year ago
Douglas’ foray into cyber crime might have been more successful if he hadn’t been operating from his myspace profile.
1 year ago
While Jennifer tried to design their loft, her performance artist boyfriend Klaus explored the nature of gender politics in relation to the transformation of temporal forms.
1 year ago
John insisted on dollar bills when he cashed his fortnightly seniors cheque. He just felt like more of a high-balling moolah pimp that way.
1 year ago
1 year ago
Henrietta had a new addiction to endorphins. The days of sexually harassing Tuan – the company’s 22 year old IT guy in gin-scented fits of depression were over.
1 year ago
Sender: Dragomir
Subject: Bucharest Father of Year Entry.
HELLO
I AM DRAGOMIR. PLEASE FIND ATTACH PHOTO OF ME DRAGOMIR, WIFE DACIANA, AND SON, SERGHI. HERE, SERGHI TAKES RECEIPT OF 1200CC MOTOR-BICYCLE FOR 6TH BIRTHDAY. I AM BEST FATHER IN BUCHAREST.
GOODBYE
DRAGOMIR
Griffin taunted, “Hey fag, you’re such a fag! I bet you’d love it if I were to kiss you on your fag mouth”.
“Shut-up fag, you’d probably get all hard if i jerked you off and come all over my face, faggot!” Tyler retorted.
The boys’ homophobia was about to enter an experimental phase.
1 year ago
When Kenneth was really furious, he would hold the phone at arms length and silently mouth the words to a berating that would make a sailor blush.
1 year ago
Anthony had—what he would describe as, ‘European sensibilities’ but what the prosecutor would describe as ‘a compulsion towards indecent exposure’.

