Douglas’ foray into cyber crime might have been more successful if he hadn’t been operating from his myspace profile.

While Jennifer tried to design their loft, her performance artist boyfriend Klaus explored the nature of gender politics in relation to the transformation of temporal forms.

John insisted on dollar bills when he cashed his fortnightly seniors cheque. He just felt like more of a high-balling moolah pimp that way.

Not everyone was going to cherish this memory. 

Henrietta had a new addiction to endorphins. The days of sexually harassing Tuan – the company’s 22 year old IT guy in gin-scented fits of depression were over. 

Sender: Dragomir
Subject: Bucharest Father of Year Entry.

HELLO
I AM DRAGOMIR. PLEASE FIND ATTACH PHOTO OF ME DRAGOMIR, WIFE DACIANA, AND SON, SERGHI. HERE, SERGHI TAKES RECEIPT OF 1200CC MOTOR-BICYCLE FOR 6TH BIRTHDAY. I AM BEST FATHER IN BUCHAREST. 
GOODBYE
DRAGOMIR 

Griffin taunted, “Hey fag, you’re such a fag! I bet you’d love it if I were to kiss you on your fag mouth”.
“Shut-up fag, you’d probably get all hard if i jerked you off and come all over my face, faggot!” Tyler retorted.

The boys’ homophobia was about to enter an experimental phase.

When Kenneth was really furious, he would hold the phone at arms length and silently mouth the words to a berating that would make a sailor blush. 

Anthony had—what he would describe as, ‘European sensibilities’  but what the prosecutor would describe as ‘a compulsion towards indecent exposure’.

You would never have guessed to look at him, but until the age of 8 Erik had been raised by wild Orangutans – although he did have a habit of hurling faeces during stressful periods.