Bilestock

As Spew Corp prepared to leave Bilestock behind and ride off...

Fri, 24 Feb 2012 11:20:45 +1000

As Spew Corp prepared to leave Bilestock behind and ride off into the sunset to conquer new challenges, Browny the horse also contemplated a career change.

Thanks internet! Keep a two-eyed lookout for our new projects.

When his housemate Raj hid Ted’s Super-soaker Ted felt...

Fri, 16 Dec 2011 15:39:15 +1000

When his housemate Raj hid Ted’s Super-soaker Ted felt forced into extreme action.

They don’t live together anymore.

If Kenneth understood cat language, he would have understood...

Thu, 08 Dec 2011 14:22:45 +1000

If Kenneth understood cat language, he would have understood that Mr Nibbles was actually crying, “Kill me, kill me.”

People thought the safety glasses were a fashion statement, but...

Fri, 02 Dec 2011 12:56:06 +1000

People thought the safety glasses were a fashion statement, but DJ Oblivious had genuine safety risks due to his frenetic scratching style.

‘Standing room on the bus’ was Malcolm’s favourite dance move.

Thu, 01 Dec 2011 13:16:06 +1000

‘Standing room on the bus’ was Malcolm’s favourite dance move.

Critical path met, 6 weeks running. The Dream Team were on a...

Wed, 30 Nov 2011 17:45:40 +1000

Critical path met, 6 weeks running. The Dream Team were on a roll.

Greta hesitated, human dolls had never been more real, but...

Thu, 03 Nov 2011 11:08:07 +1000

Greta hesitated, human dolls had never been more real, but somehow the more real they got the more pathetic she felt. And now that Earth harvesting had been banned, there was no other legal way to get her skin fix.

Lance was starting to miss the partition walls.

Wed, 02 Nov 2011 23:18:54 +1000

Lance was starting to miss the partition walls.

“Just the tip”, he’d said, just the tip – it...

Thu, 27 Oct 2011 15:48:00 +1000

“Just the tip”, he’d said, just the tip – it was a trick Sharee swore she wouldn’t fall for a third time.

Milly had difficulty making friends with the other children at...

Fri, 07 Oct 2011 10:35:24 +1000

Milly had difficulty making friends with the other children at crèche - she was rather shy though which never really helped.

Cancer. It’s funnier than you’d expect.

Wed, 05 Oct 2011 13:53:00 +1000

Cancer. It’s funnier than you’d expect.

After a flood of bootleg Snoop Dogg cassettes found their way...

Tue, 04 Oct 2011 15:33:00 +1000

After a flood of bootleg Snoop Dogg cassettes found their way into Leichtenstein in 2002, The Doggy Style Fever Craze Style was all the rage – cementing both the country’s reputation as Home of the Single Entendre, and the reputation of it’s people as half-wits.

Sexy Neil was frustrated about constantly being confused with...

Thu, 29 Sep 2011 16:51:33 +1000

Sexy Neil was frustrated about constantly being confused with his brother Angry Neil, sure they both had Asperger’s Syndrome and the same name, but the difference was obvious.

Suddenly, all bets were off in the Chicken Vs Egg conundrum.

Mon, 26 Sep 2011 18:14:00 +1000

Suddenly, all bets were off in the Chicken Vs Egg conundrum.

Ruby didn’t care all that much for modern bikes. On the...

Fri, 16 Sep 2011 11:09:00 +1000

Ruby didn’t care all that much for modern bikes. On the plus side though, her calves had never been this well-defined before.

Douglas’ foray into cyber crime might have been more...

Mon, 27 Jun 2011 11:36:17 +1000

Douglas’ foray into cyber crime might have been more successful if he hadn’t been operating from his myspace profile.

While Jennifer tried to design their loft, her performance...

Thu, 16 Jun 2011 14:15:28 +1000

While Jennifer tried to design their loft, her performance artist boyfriend Klaus explored the nature of gender politics in relation to the transformation of temporal forms.

John insisted on dollar bills when he cashed his fortnightly...

Fri, 10 Jun 2011 16:16:14 +1000

John insisted on dollar bills when he cashed his fortnightly seniors cheque. He just felt like more of a high-balling moolah pimp that way.

Not everyone was going to cherish this memory.

Tue, 07 Jun 2011 11:14:11 +1000

Not everyone was going to cherish this memory.

Henrietta had a new addiction to endorphins. The days of...

Fri, 03 Jun 2011 12:24:00 +1000

Henrietta had a new addiction to endorphins. The days of sexually harassing Tuan – the company’s 22 year old IT guy in gin-scented fits of depression were over.